Abadani Archeologist 
Q. How do you embarrass a new Generation Abadani archeologist?
A. You give him his wife's used tampon and ask what period it from

 
Underestimate
Never underestimate the power of stupid New Genaration Abadanies  in their  large groups.

 
Donut / Cheerios
One of the after Enghelob Abadani Sepesoon found a way to go to Europe and eventually got a Visa
and came to States and he liked Donuts and proud of himself to find a Cheerios box and an old Ghooloo
Obudani told him this is the Donut seeds, take it back home and grow it!!!

 
911 call
Why new Genaration Abadanies can't  dial 911?  Because can't find the eleven on the phone.
 

 
Bang Dead
A Rashty ,a Shirazi, and an Abadani to be executed. They are asked for any last words, so the Rashty yells hurricane, everyone looks and he gets away. Then the shirazi yells tornado, everyone looks and he gets away. Then the Abadani yells fire, so everyone fires. Bang, he's dead!
 

 
Big Ben
Why was the New Generation Abadani dissapointed with his trip to London?
A.Because he found out that "Big Ben" was just a clock.

 
Picture Taking
Why do New Generation Abadani smile during lighting storms?
ANSWER:
They think their picture is being taken!
 

 

The Chinese"OMWA

A New Generation Abadani on a business trip in China is looking for a little action. So he picked up a Chinese Taxi Driver and asked him to find her a cheap girl and back to his hotel. While having sex she was screaming OMWA OMWA!! Ghooloo Jokesh did not speak Chinese so he kept on going and thought Volek he is ABADANI and will  want to get his $3.00 worth. No Chinese goingto stick it to an ABADANI!! After he finished she ran out of the room, thanking Allah!!The next day Jokesh Ghooloo proud and chilled out and went for a game of golf with this Chinese friend. He took a big swing and hit the golf ball as hard as he could.
The Chinese man said in a sad voice "OMWA" the guy looked at him strangely and asked: "what does that mean?" The Chinese man then said: "you have got it in the wrong hole"
 


 

 
A new Abadani (Sepesoon) found job as a news reporter briefed the President this morning.
He told his publisher the Boss Man that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement all of the color ran Moshollah's face, head in
hands he collapsed onto his desk visibly shaken, and quietly whimpering...
Finally, he composed himself and asked the other old Obudani, 'Just exactly how many is a
brazillion?'